Okay sports fans, here we go. A game-by-game, day-by-day, review of the 2014 Stanley Cup playoffs.
We begin today, Sunday August 3, with the first game between the LA Kings and their rivals from the north, the San Jose Sharks.
You likely already know, things don’t start off so great for our Kings–indeed it’s unlikely they could have begun the playoffs any worse. So you’ll have to keep that in mind as our texts go from upset, to frustrated, to outraged, to despondent.
But that’s the beauty of the highs and lows of sports, and we now present the text thread from Game 1, April 17, in San Jose. We try to include time of texts as well so folks can follow what we are reacting to. [With some edits for more sensitive readers]
This game is ____ing killing me.
If you can call it that.
Seriously. Those last two goals.
Yeah. Not enough possession time. Not enough chances, not enough forecheck.
Not enough offense:
JESUS ____ING CHRIST
Insult to injury.
We are being dismantled.
I want to start this day over.
Third breakaway for the Sharks. Don’t know how many 2 on 1s.
Are we sure we gave up the fewest goals this month?
Year I mean?
____ this game. Just ____ the game. ____ the lack of effort. ____ the blown defensive coverage. ____ the complete lack of offensive creativity or push. ____ this game.
Can we just wipe the slate and start brand new next game?
Absolutely. That’s Sutter’s philosophy. Park and ride.
Just that goal was all I asked.